Catalina Madelina
She got it from her pappy just the same, same, same. Catalina Madelina Roonsteiner Walkenbiener Hogan Bogan Logan was her name. She had two hairs on the top of her head One was alive and the other was dead. She had two eyes in the front of her head One was green and the other was red. She had two teeth in the front of her mouth One pointed north and the other pointed south. Her nose was so long that when she sneezed It got caught in between her knees. Her ears stuck out like the sails of a boat Her Adam’s apple wandered up and down her throat. She loved to polish her fingernails She bought her polish in ten gallon pails. The language that she spoke was an awful joke Her head was made out of solid oak Her feet were flat as bathroom mats I forgot to ask how they got like that. A ten ton truck hit our Madalina... That was the end of that machine-a... |